You are old and out of shape- you’re not getting any action looking stupid like that. Give it up. Try going to the retirement center on friday night and see if any ladies are looking for a hookup.
Just noticed the school bus- aren’t you supposed to stay at least a 1000 feet away from those?
Anybody wanna smell his bike seat?
Welcome to Provincetown!
Hulk Hogan’s ex-wife cleaned him out in divorce court.
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