Shaniqua Lou-Who, who was no less than 2 – dress sizes too large, and the size of a barge.
Her hair was tied nicely in ribbons and bows, to blend in on the sidewalk with the rest of the “ho’s”
Now that’s a hot-looking woman [assuming she's not a butterface.] I’d tap that.
Her ass is as large as an elephants rump
She need help getting up after her extra large dump
Her shopping cart is loaded
whenever she’s goaded
Into buying too much, what a grump!
Limerick courtesy of Handlebar
Because Handlebar Said It!
ironically she is at a Wal-Mart
You guys are pretty creative with the poetry. I commend you all! Snake beats Handlebar on this one.
Looks like one of those handmade, artsy, melted-looking candles on her head.
I was completely sure it was a rotten banana-peel or some freaky animal on her head, not that it was her actual hair! xD
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