(Over the PA)…”Attention Air Travelers…Our special flight today for Ho airlines is canceled as of our first check-in by Tawanda. Unfortunately, she is so fat, and dresses so poorly that even Ho airlines refuses to allow her to fly because she gives them a bad name. Thank you.”
She had to check her pants as oversize luggage
that’s all I could think of
that poor inspector who has to look that over
My God! My eyes are burning.
(Over the PA)…”Attention Air Travelers…Our special flight today for Ho airlines is canceled as of our first check-in by Tawanda. Unfortunately, she is so fat, and dresses so poorly that even Ho airlines refuses to allow her to fly because she gives them a bad name. Thank you.”
April fools gag for the TSA inspectors
The guy is thinkin … I’ll let George do this one
Mom,I need more money,they said my thighs have an extra baggage charge.
No pants, no service.
Apparently someone decided to push “the No shirt, no shoes, no service” joke, and force them to require pants.
she had too much junk in her trunk . . . she had to check that shit at the gate.