FIFTEEN bags of Crack? In his buttocks?????
I think the next time some black chick or dude with a big booty walks by, the POLICE oughta check his or her ass!! That Jelly roll, junk in the trunk, big assed person might be smuggeling an illegal in.
I “cracked” up when I seen this…especially since I grew up about 10 minutes away from Hagerstown. I couldn’t help but think, “of course he’s from Hagerstown…!” Just stay away from Johnathan Street and you’ll be alright.
“heyy babii girl..i gots da goods..you want?” “mm sure mac daddy here’s 20 ..let me see dem goods babii” “ok just a sec sweet thang” he bends over …makes grunting sounds..lets out a fart & out pops a shit covered bag of crack …”gimme that back” she grabs the 20 back & runs out of there. “what? wait babii we can wash it off….