05.17.
Let Me See That Thong

Listen vending machine, don’t try to be a hero. Just give her everything you got and maybe we can all walk away from this unharmed.
26 Comments05.17.
Double D Cup Holder

You know what tastes great with a Vodka Cranberry? Titty sweat.
14 Comments05.17.
Big Sexy

Oh God! No wonder Dale Earnhardt drove into that wall. I would do whatever I could to escape those type of fans too.
2 Comments